Well, shucks...I've been found out. I came, I saw, I decided to stick around and muck about with the orcs and other critters because they're such good sport! I guess my heart just wasn't into burning and pillaging and such. That, and I don't like cold water splashing on me trying to sleep!


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"I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here."

"No healthy person willingly heaps abuse upon another struggling soul."